08-11-2022, 04:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-19-2022, 10:12 PM by Aleris. Edited 1 time in total.)
SHL Affiliate - 2.5 points
10 - Triple Option was created at the United States Air Force Academy as a science project to create a sentient chair. The student thought they failed and ended up giving the chair to a buddy who was attending Colorado School of Mines. So while it says Triple Option went to Colorado School of Mines. Not really. But someone who sat in him went there and graduated so it counts. Anyway, eventually this graduated student sold the chair to up-and-coming hockey star Conner Snooks in Las Vegas. Then one day towards the end of Conner Snooks junior career, Triple Option "woke up" finally. Turned out the crazy experiment didn't fail. He was now a living, sentient, breathing chair. With one directive (look they had to pick a simple coding to put into the chair) play Fullback for a football team. So Triple Option signed up to the DSFL draft and got picked pretty highly by the Tijuana Luchadores. He even got to come in early before being drafted and help with a playoff push (which failed). The Luchadores were a DSFL powerhouse. Triple Option loved it there and loved pancaking. He even opened up his first gaming dabbing all over Tampa Bay with 2 TDs. He became a high rated FB with a knack for disrupting Linebackers and sneaky blitzing defensive backs. Protecting his goat of a QB. Unfortunately, despite the dominance during the regular season the Luchadores never got over the hump until the playoffs. That was until S36 when Triple Options got to play with his new best friend The Witch Queen, Sava'thun. And the Luchadores finally won the Ultimini. Triple Option even scored a touchdown in the final and had like 3 (yummy) pancakes. Now Triple Option returns to his home state of Colorado to play for the Yetis. Probably not set up for a banger career or anything, but will be a team player.
10 - Triple Option was created at the United States Air Force Academy as a science project to create a sentient chair. The student thought they failed and ended up giving the chair to a buddy who was attending Colorado School of Mines. So while it says Triple Option went to Colorado School of Mines. Not really. But someone who sat in him went there and graduated so it counts. Anyway, eventually this graduated student sold the chair to up-and-coming hockey star Conner Snooks in Las Vegas. Then one day towards the end of Conner Snooks junior career, Triple Option "woke up" finally. Turned out the crazy experiment didn't fail. He was now a living, sentient, breathing chair. With one directive (look they had to pick a simple coding to put into the chair) play Fullback for a football team. So Triple Option signed up to the DSFL draft and got picked pretty highly by the Tijuana Luchadores. He even got to come in early before being drafted and help with a playoff push (which failed). The Luchadores were a DSFL powerhouse. Triple Option loved it there and loved pancaking. He even opened up his first gaming dabbing all over Tampa Bay with 2 TDs. He became a high rated FB with a knack for disrupting Linebackers and sneaky blitzing defensive backs. Protecting his goat of a QB. Unfortunately, despite the dominance during the regular season the Luchadores never got over the hump until the playoffs. That was until S36 when Triple Options got to play with his new best friend The Witch Queen, Sava'thun. And the Luchadores finally won the Ultimini. Triple Option even scored a touchdown in the final and had like 3 (yummy) pancakes. Now Triple Option returns to his home state of Colorado to play for the Yetis. Probably not set up for a banger career or anything, but will be a team player.