17. Your team has announced that they will be laying ground on a new stadium next season. What additions would you like to see included in it.
17 - 151 words: We are going to build a brand new restaurant at the stadium! I am thrilled to be sharing this with you all. Toronto will be honoring me and my love of brunch food. As a team, we have decided to let our fans name the restaurant, and we cannot wait to break out the brackets and get our fans collaborating on a fun, themed, Hawk-styled name. The food that will be served will be brunch. AND! I am excited to share that we will be having a buffet!! We will absolutely be open for game nights, but reservations for those nights will be required. On other days of the week, the public will have access to the restaurant, and will also be able to book tours of the stadium. We will have spaces big enough to be rented out for parties. We will have so many delicious options; I cannot wait.
19. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
19 - 165 words: I would be traveling the world in the offseason. If you have ever seen the youtube series “Kara and Nate” you will understand the premise for which this television show will be derived from. Sconnie McHits and I will be traveling with our toddlers. For the first season of this television series, we will be touring all of the ISFL stadiums. Because our team will be building a new stadium, we want to tour all of the stadiums in the league, and be able to take note of all of the fantastic things we see, and bring them back to our new stadium. We want to be part of creating one of the greatest stadiums to attend, for fans, opposing fans, and every other person who walks into our new stadium. Our first trip will be to Colorado to visit some old friends. I am looking forward to our fan-base growing, and for our football fans to see into our daily living with our children.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
22 - 152 words: JVN and T Swift. Picture this. It’s a night game, ISFL primetime show, drums begin beating. You recognize the beat. The first guitar strums are loud, clear, and recognizable: “You need to calm down” is about to be sung. Then you hear Jonathan Van Ness yell, “YASSSS HUNNNY!!!!!!” while red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, violet, pink, and white lights blast on with a smoke explosion, and confetti. Taylor Swift and Jonathan walk out holding hands, smiling, carrying their mics, and are both wearing coordinating glittery, loud, and gorgeous outfits, just killing it on the stage: they are literally just walking out, but you know this show is about to kill. As if this could not be better, every person who has ever starred on RuPaul’s Drag Show, and every local Drag person is joining them on stage. No one could have expected this, but it is beautiful, and everyone is slaying.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
25 - 162 words: Kicker. It’s an interesting position because it is very low stakes, until it is not. As a player, you are often either the laughing stock of the team as the kicker, or you are consistently the hero. I love the hilarious comments and witty banter that are often created in both of these scenarios. I don’t always pay attention to what comments are being made about the games, but I do love that players often gain a persona outside of their daily living, and that this persona is always highlighted in the locker room. People who can laugh about their player and who can confidently stand in their position, and make it so fun for the people around them. I enjoy the position I am in, and I can confidently say, I rarely know what my player is accomplishing on the field. I absolutely love the shout outs from my teammates, and am very happy to serve this team in any role.
17 - 151 words: We are going to build a brand new restaurant at the stadium! I am thrilled to be sharing this with you all. Toronto will be honoring me and my love of brunch food. As a team, we have decided to let our fans name the restaurant, and we cannot wait to break out the brackets and get our fans collaborating on a fun, themed, Hawk-styled name. The food that will be served will be brunch. AND! I am excited to share that we will be having a buffet!! We will absolutely be open for game nights, but reservations for those nights will be required. On other days of the week, the public will have access to the restaurant, and will also be able to book tours of the stadium. We will have spaces big enough to be rented out for parties. We will have so many delicious options; I cannot wait.
19. Written Option: If your player had a show starring them, what would the plot be?
19 - 165 words: I would be traveling the world in the offseason. If you have ever seen the youtube series “Kara and Nate” you will understand the premise for which this television show will be derived from. Sconnie McHits and I will be traveling with our toddlers. For the first season of this television series, we will be touring all of the ISFL stadiums. Because our team will be building a new stadium, we want to tour all of the stadiums in the league, and be able to take note of all of the fantastic things we see, and bring them back to our new stadium. We want to be part of creating one of the greatest stadiums to attend, for fans, opposing fans, and every other person who walks into our new stadium. Our first trip will be to Colorado to visit some old friends. I am looking forward to our fan-base growing, and for our football fans to see into our daily living with our children.
22. You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
22 - 152 words: JVN and T Swift. Picture this. It’s a night game, ISFL primetime show, drums begin beating. You recognize the beat. The first guitar strums are loud, clear, and recognizable: “You need to calm down” is about to be sung. Then you hear Jonathan Van Ness yell, “YASSSS HUNNNY!!!!!!” while red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, violet, pink, and white lights blast on with a smoke explosion, and confetti. Taylor Swift and Jonathan walk out holding hands, smiling, carrying their mics, and are both wearing coordinating glittery, loud, and gorgeous outfits, just killing it on the stage: they are literally just walking out, but you know this show is about to kill. As if this could not be better, every person who has ever starred on RuPaul’s Drag Show, and every local Drag person is joining them on stage. No one could have expected this, but it is beautiful, and everyone is slaying.
25. Imagine your current position was not available to be picked when you created your player. What other position would you have picked, and why?
25 - 162 words: Kicker. It’s an interesting position because it is very low stakes, until it is not. As a player, you are often either the laughing stock of the team as the kicker, or you are consistently the hero. I love the hilarious comments and witty banter that are often created in both of these scenarios. I don’t always pay attention to what comments are being made about the games, but I do love that players often gain a persona outside of their daily living, and that this persona is always highlighted in the locker room. People who can laugh about their player and who can confidently stand in their position, and make it so fun for the people around them. I enjoy the position I am in, and I can confidently say, I rarely know what my player is accomplishing on the field. I absolutely love the shout outs from my teammates, and am very happy to serve this team in any role.