Our players are not what? Perfect? You realize you are talking about 3 time MVP Jay Cue Jr. right? The player that holds already a few record and is on par to beating a few more?
There is not a single player in the league more disciplined than Cue Jr, and so, by osmosis, the AZ Outlaws are absolutely perfect, much like their record so far.
A team needs a leader on and off the field, and that title belongs to your Portuguese star. And how does he achieve this? Drinking. And heavily too. What is the point in being on the field sober? It is much better to just share a football game with your teammates while drunk and, possibly, also high as kite. To be confirmed this last part.
So even if the team makes mistakes, at least they do not get upset, they just laugh it off while eating and entire batch of brownies. Perfect!
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There is not a single player in the league more disciplined than Cue Jr, and so, by osmosis, the AZ Outlaws are absolutely perfect, much like their record so far.
A team needs a leader on and off the field, and that title belongs to your Portuguese star. And how does he achieve this? Drinking. And heavily too. What is the point in being on the field sober? It is much better to just share a football game with your teammates while drunk and, possibly, also high as kite. To be confirmed this last part.
So even if the team makes mistakes, at least they do not get upset, they just laugh it off while eating and entire batch of brownies. Perfect!
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