As a wise green space elf once proclaimed: "something leads to anger and anger leads to something" or something along those lines. Here in Berlin, after a loss, there is anger, and super anger. Anger is an emotion that drives us to act volatile and aggressive. Anger isn't always a bad thing. Besides punching holes in walls, anger can motivate the team. You might be wondering "well I know what anger is, but what is 'super anger?'" Well I'll tell you. Super anger is like anger on performance enhancing drugs. Ever watch those old Looney Tunes cartoons where they get so mad steam shoots out of their ears? That's mild super anger. Severe super anger actually makes atomic discharge excrete from your nostrils, and don't even get me started on how it effects people with nipple piercings. To make sure nobody gets super angry here in Berlin, we have a pro anger attitude in the Fire Salamander locker room. If someone gets angry we give them drugs or cake or a nipple piercing. Sometimes that doesn't work and the coach will hire some people to take the angry player away in a van, some of them aren't seen again.
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