I don't know what the hell you're talking about to be completely and totally honest. Johnson Lovehammer is a saint, a perfect saint in fact. He only makes mistakes on purpose to pretend to be a humble man in front of his more flawed teammates. Obviously, Johnson Lovehammer willingly presents himself as a flawed individual so that he can inspire his teammates with his immaculate work ethic when it comes to the penalties imposed on the teams in forms of disciplinary action. Now obviously Minnesota is one of the more hardcore places in the world; when you think tough - you think the Minneapolis-St. Paul metropolitan area and all of the teams that represent this rough and tumble town. Clearly the only disciplinary action suitable for such a climate are enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding, sleep deprivation, controlled fear, exposure to long bouts of loud music, etc, so on and so forth. Some might say the team would be completely spent and exhausted after such tactics, but not the Grey Ducks from Minnesota. The toughest of the tough.
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