Respect among thieves is not something in real life. The outlaws have been employing a remarkable, ground breaking system the past few years to keep players and staff in check called the shocker.
Essentially it’s an electric collar fitted under the shoulder pads, or even under a suit jacket , that can be remotely triggered to deliver a shock for anything from bad performances, to stupid penalties, to poor off field conduct.
Some other teams and businesses have reportedly been asking about the shocker system. There are reports about big businesses such as Amazon being very interested in “employee behaviour control” after news of a few more new union drives cropped up. Starbucks is already allegedly using the system, but when asked their ceo said “why would we even need to use this, our employees are the happiest in the world after-all!
The shocker does have a few side effects such as burn marks on the skin where it’s connected, but maybe that can be written off as vampires
Essentially it’s an electric collar fitted under the shoulder pads, or even under a suit jacket , that can be remotely triggered to deliver a shock for anything from bad performances, to stupid penalties, to poor off field conduct.
Some other teams and businesses have reportedly been asking about the shocker system. There are reports about big businesses such as Amazon being very interested in “employee behaviour control” after news of a few more new union drives cropped up. Starbucks is already allegedly using the system, but when asked their ceo said “why would we even need to use this, our employees are the happiest in the world after-all!
The shocker does have a few side effects such as burn marks on the skin where it’s connected, but maybe that can be written off as vampires