The Austin Copperheads have a pretty straight forward solution to keeping all of our wonderful players both emotionally and mechanically disciplined. The key word in that last sentence would be mechanically. Yes, that is right. As you may have picked up on by now, the Austin Copperheads have turned all of their players into cyborgs to get rid of those pesky things you mortal humans refer to as emotions. Us cyborgs are also programmed to have perfect form in all levels of technique all of the time. The transition occurred this offseason. That is the real secret of success for Austin, going from an absolutely awful season, to an absolutely dominant season. Cyborgs are the way of the future for players in the ISFL. After this season's dominant performance by the Austin Copperheads, watch for the rest of the league to start turning their players into cyborgs just to keep up with Austin. And for those of you complaining about "unfair", please show me where in the ISFL rulebook that it says players can not be cyborgs.
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