How do you make a pig behave? When my girlfriend's cat wakes me up in the middle of the night I end up slipping her some food (don't tell Bunny, she doesn't know) because its the only way to get the cat to calm down. Getting Hogmolly to behave is very similar - slip him some slop or promise him you'll take him to Golden Corral to sample the fondue fountain and he'll be eating out of your hand. Some say that he cares more about the fondue fountain than he does winning an Ultimus, and for a pig who only has a few braincells and can only focus on one or two small concepts at a time that's a lot of advance thought. The treats are such a motivating factor for Hogmolly that he hasn't even needed to consider buying the role player trait - partially because its not great value in the build but mostly because Colorado is focused on fattening him up as a reward for good behavior.
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