My favorite play was when Lord Farquaads left the field during the most recent London Royals game to head out to the local McDonalds. It’s been reported that he skipped breakfast, so he was extra hangry after a long, long run. First, he burst through the defenses of the doorway, easily evading both sides of the door frame. Then, he sprinted down the hallway to the locker room, and juked around a support beam in the room. Finally, he did a spin move through the door and leapt towards his vehicle. He deftly pushed the push-start button in his Tesla Model S, and put the car into drive, and drove it to McDonalds. He wasn’t done there – he used his communication skills to order three McDoubles and a Medium Sprite, and then weaved in and out of traffic to return to the stadium before the end of halftime. The Royals didn’t miss a step with him out grabbing his McDanks fix.
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