My favourite is always when the turtles come together. Earlier this season was just one of those situations. The fearsome Arizona D was out and lined up, we were tossing taunts and tasteful insults to throw the opposing QB off their game. You know, things such as "Your mother is a really good cook, I'd be fortunate enough to get the opportunity to experience her cooking in person again one day" See what I did? Left a little shred of doubt. Anyways, back to the play. The D was lined and the offence was showing pass from their well defended looking lineup, but that didn't matter, for we are the Arizona Defence! No one can stop us if we bring the heat.
Snap! The ball moved and I spring forward. Flattening the poor fat lineman who was chosen to be my victim today by their coach, spin move the fill in, swim over the Running Back who was the final line of defense, now just the QB. He sees me and takes off. Rats! My one weakness is someone who can walk at a semi fast pace.
SLAM!! QB Face is in the dirt, he got blindsided by none other than Leo! The poor bastard saw me and ran the other way, right into the oncoming freight train that is my brother.
After some ceremonial tea bagging, we did a super secret handshake followed by a bum pat, and back to the line to bring this hell again.
Snap! The ball moved and I spring forward. Flattening the poor fat lineman who was chosen to be my victim today by their coach, spin move the fill in, swim over the Running Back who was the final line of defense, now just the QB. He sees me and takes off. Rats! My one weakness is someone who can walk at a semi fast pace.
SLAM!! QB Face is in the dirt, he got blindsided by none other than Leo! The poor bastard saw me and ran the other way, right into the oncoming freight train that is my brother.
After some ceremonial tea bagging, we did a super secret handshake followed by a bum pat, and back to the line to bring this hell again.