04-23-2023, 06:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-23-2023, 06:31 PM by shrub02. Edited 1 time in total.)
After making the jump to professional football, Reginald didn't have any time for to relax this offseason. He understands that if he wants to stick around in this league, he has to work his ass off. While he was considered fast in college, he came into the DSFL at an average speed. So he spent the entire offseason working on getting faster. He decided to become one with speed. Reginald bought a corvette, painted it red, and souped it up. He drove around, busting every speed limit he could find. When a cop would pull him over, he would stop and wait for the cop to approach him. When they got close enough, he would run away screaming "I AM SPEED" and escape arrest. Reginald was never caught. And he didn't need any sort of vacation. They way he viewed it, every day that he was not in jail and still living his dream was a vacation to him.
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