Detective Crashmore recently volunteered at a local animal shelter in Yellowknife as part of some community outreach suggested by his agent and the Wraiths' general managers. In Yellowknife, though, most of the animals aren't cats and dogs like you would expect in normal places. Instead it is more of a wildlife shelter, as all of the animals are bears. Black bears, grizzly bears, brown bears. No polar bears, though. They kind of hunt humans, just a little bit. Anyway, Crashmore's time there went pretty smoothly. He's one crazy son of a bitch, after all. He got right in the cages with all of the bears and was wrestling with them and whatever else bears do. I don't really know, this prompt is really boring. Anyway, after getting in and wrestling with the bears, he was pretty sick of helping other people and got back to hunting down the sons of bitches that killed his wife. The end.
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