Emerson Bigguns believes that life is too short to not enjoy the finer things in life. As such, this holiday season he decided to bring a bottle of one his favorite libations, Macallan Fine Oak 21 Year Scotch, to exchange at the Wraiths’ white elephant gift swap. Bigguns is a pragmatist and knows that if all the other gifts suck, he would just steal his scotch back. Also, if he does not end up with the Macallan, he would encourage the person who did get the bottle it to open it up and toast a glass with the team. As far as what Emerson would want to steal during the gift swap, he would be eyeing the most expensive gift for the purposes of either using it himself (if he wanted it) or re-gift it to someone else not at the party. Now the party itself would be just as chaotic as it usually is in the locker room or on the field. Thor Dangerson would be shirtless jumping all over the furniture yelling incoherently, Zenzeroni Xystarch II would be telling a long-winded story by the fireplace, and Patrick Uncertain would have been so offensive and combative that our GM would have had to ban him from the party.
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