While Marty Crane would have a few solid ideas, he'd ultimately follow his moral compass and give unto others what he would want to receive himself. For Marty, that's obviously a cold six pack of Ballantine. While several members of the birddogs would likely bring some fancy electronics or silly gag gifts, Crane would find the vast majority unnecessary and confusing. Dewey Greenbeans would be bringing his famous, well, greenbeans which would peak Marty's interest. In an effort to not be the guy who tries to take his own gift back with him, he'd likely aim to steal these sweat crunchy treats as opposed to just grabbing the ballantine to take home and share with his trusty dog Eddie. His buddy, Dewey, sees the desire for a cold one in his eyes though, and would probably snag the 6 pack of icy goodness to share with Marty. That winds up working out perfectly as Marty snagged the greenbeans for him and the two ball hawks share a Christmas feast together in the back of the room while the rookies take turns passing each other a screaming chicken that pops out of box. Happy holidays, dogs.
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