It’s that time of year again! The annual Seawolves white elephant gift exchange. Miller Light is known for bringing a case of Miller Light and wrapping it to look like something else. This time, the 29 cans of Miller Light is arranged in the shape of a guitar (Light took one for good measure). As for the gift exchange, Light participates in the gift exchange under the mantra, “if you’re not stealing, you’re not playing”. He routinely steals the biggest gift just to bother his teammates, and the veterans on the team often put in more extravagant gifts (cars, tickets to Fiji, etc.) This year, Light’s final steal was a large 18’x24’ box. When it came time to unwrap it, he was disappointed to find a three year supply of toilet paper. With no spending limit, there is clearly wide variation in the gifts. To his left and right his teammates were gifted a Ferrari and a cruise to Alaska. Oh well, at least it was 2-ply.
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