Thor Dangerson pulls up to the Yellow Knife Christmas party gift in hand. He wrapped it himself in a bit of really old newspaper he had in a shelf of old things in his garage. Newspaper, remember those? Newspaper was almost archaic after thought, so Thor Dangerson wrapped his white elephant gift in it. He thought it would make it more antique, more of an artifact from the 20th century. Thor Dangerson had picked a gift with two of his teammates in mind. Thor had found an artifact that was from a century before an old quill pen, and a bottle of black ink to accompany it. Dangerson figured this gift would tantalize either Zenzeroni Xystarch II, or Emerson Bigguns. Both were incredibly talented writers and philosophers. Gentlemen and scholars such as those two would most certainly clamor for the gift that Dangerson had acquired. Wrapping it in the old newspaper was just the cherry on top. Ready for the white elephant gift exchange, Dangerson smiled to himself not everything has to be witty, sometimes just thoughtful is much better.
s43 Baron Nomination for Best Author, and Best New Author. Quite possibly, the greatest compliment I have received from anybody. I am no author I draw because I can not write. Most of you can not read.