Being from the far future, Triceracop is typically unused to the amenities that exist in the year 2060 but with the Chicago Butchers throwing a fantastic White Elephant, the man has to at least try to do participate. He would bring something that would fall within the $50 limit in the year 3060 - a pair of ExperiPhones. Used in the future to enjoy music in a similar way to current people use headphones, they allow a user to completely experience the music in a way that suffuses every human sense. People have described it as standing in the center of a hurricane of sound and fury, and a pretty great time.
As far as what to steal, since arriving in the year 2060, Triceracop has become quite enamored with Taco Bell, and when a certain evil wide receiver happened to bring a case of Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast to the exchange, the dinosaur knew he had to leave with it. Sadly, his quest was foiled by Amanda Hugandkiss, but that is the way of White Elephant.
As far as what to steal, since arriving in the year 2060, Triceracop has become quite enamored with Taco Bell, and when a certain evil wide receiver happened to bring a case of Hard Mountain Dew Baja Blast to the exchange, the dinosaur knew he had to leave with it. Sadly, his quest was foiled by Amanda Hugandkiss, but that is the way of White Elephant.