The Dallas Birddogs decided to do a team White Elephant gift swap this year, a hard cap of $1000 was placed per gift. Silence Suzuka had no idea what this was, so she had to look it up. A 'White Elephant gift swap' is when you buy a gift and it gets put into a pool. An order is predetermined through some method, and gifts are selected by the individual whose turn it is. A gift may be stolen up to three times at which point it may not be stolen again. Silence Suzuka was initially unsure what to get for the event, then a stroke of inspiration hit her one night. She showed up to the facility with a wrapped piece of paper as her gift. Her gift was eventually chosen by Chappy McChapperson. He unwrapped the sheet of paper and read aloud what it said. "Your gift is waiting for you outside". Everyone went outside, Silence Suzuka sent a text to the truck driver she had hired, and a truck filled with ~752lbs of carrots dumped its cargo onto Chappy.
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