DJ Maclean is Scottish through and through. Despite living in the States for quite a few years now, he still craves the Scottish snacks he always had growing up. There are many Scottish brands he could shill, I mean advertise for. We have Scotland’s national drink for a start. No, not whisky, don’t be silly, I’m talking about Irn Bru. It’s made from girders, you know? Just don’t ask DJ to describe what it tastes like, it’s impossible.
Or how about something to munch on? Tunnocks do a fine line in the biscuit-adjacent market, with things like Caramel Wafers, Tea Cakes or Snowballs. Caramel Logs are the elite though, just a Caramel Wafer rolled in desiccated coconut. Maybe he could sell those, with a humorous ad where he is finding dried coconut in all his kit.
Or maybe he would look at something more savoury. Not huuuuuge on haggis, so maybe the other national dish, battered pizza. It’s difficult to square battering pizza with being a professional athlete, so maybe it would be ideal. Actually, looking at this list, it goes for any of it. Bloody Scottish cuisine.
Or how about something to munch on? Tunnocks do a fine line in the biscuit-adjacent market, with things like Caramel Wafers, Tea Cakes or Snowballs. Caramel Logs are the elite though, just a Caramel Wafer rolled in desiccated coconut. Maybe he could sell those, with a humorous ad where he is finding dried coconut in all his kit.
Or maybe he would look at something more savoury. Not huuuuuge on haggis, so maybe the other national dish, battered pizza. It’s difficult to square battering pizza with being a professional athlete, so maybe it would be ideal. Actually, looking at this list, it goes for any of it. Bloody Scottish cuisine.