As an offensive lineman, I feel like the food industry is ripe for sponsorships. In this imaginary scenario, my player gets the anticipated call. Flaming hot Cheetos wants me as their spokesperson! As a very large individual, it can be assumed that I eat many Cheetos on your average binge session, so the realism is there. I’m not a huge fan personally, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars, so I throw all my weight behind it.
In early commercials filming, I realize my mistake. I really don’t like flaming hot Cheetos. My agent tries to get me to power through, but they are just too spicy for my delicate taste buds. After a few bad takes, we come to a consensus, and I’m given regular non-spicy Cheetos for consumption. I’m told to pretend like they are Flaming Hot, and they will just make them redder in post processing. With this huge hurdle out of the way I go on to perform magnificently as a clueless detective slash football player that uses Cheetos to solve some vague mystery. More importantly, my check clears and I can buy 10 bags of my true desire, Cool Ranch Doritos. Good times!
In early commercials filming, I realize my mistake. I really don’t like flaming hot Cheetos. My agent tries to get me to power through, but they are just too spicy for my delicate taste buds. After a few bad takes, we come to a consensus, and I’m given regular non-spicy Cheetos for consumption. I’m told to pretend like they are Flaming Hot, and they will just make them redder in post processing. With this huge hurdle out of the way I go on to perform magnificently as a clueless detective slash football player that uses Cheetos to solve some vague mystery. More importantly, my check clears and I can buy 10 bags of my true desire, Cool Ranch Doritos. Good times!