Puddles only has one thing on his mind at all times. Football? Not even in the top 10, so go ahead and remove any sports based companies. Hot babes? Nope, the only female duck similar to my size is already tied down to my cousin Donald, and I ain’t doing him like that. The answer is food. Food is what’s always on my mind, so I’d love to do those types of adverts. Specifically bread and worms. Bread might be easier to sell to the masses, so I’ll start there. I’m not a snob either. I don’t care if it’s Wonderbread, Bimbos, or Dave’s Killer. Just sign me up for the company that’s gonna give me the most free bread. It wouldn’t take much for me as a salesman. Ducks know bread. For the worms, that’d be a little harder. I could work with a bait shop for getting fisherman into the right worms. Another great source for what worms taste best for animals.
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