03-03-2024, 09:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-03-2024, 10:08 PM by homercrates. Edited 1 time in total.)
Camera zooms close up of Thor Dangerson eating a slice of pizza with his mouth open. As he chews you hear an audible fart and the camera shakes a little as the person holding it laughs. Dangerson continues to chew and then seems to take notice of the camera. Dangerson speaks, “You may be wondering what good pizza Dangerson chew. Best pizza. Only pizza Dangerson like.” The camera pans a little lower and highlights the Zenzi’s Za Pizzeria signage on the box. The camera pans back up as Thor Dangerson continues, “This best pizza by Dangerson best friend Zenzeroni. Zenzeroni may say he hate Thor Dangerson, but I know Zenzeroni don’t. So Dangerson make commercial for Zenzeroni pizza. Pizza taste like is enchanted by necromancer powers. Pizza must be made with magic Zenzi’s pizza so good. Taste like smoke on the air from successful pillage. Taste like fear. Taste like fear. Tase like being lost in sea in grey dark. Lost floating sounds of winds…” Dangerson stares off and then the commercial cuts to some cheap signage made in crayon Zenzi’s Za Pizzeria taste like fear.
This is not an official advertisement for Zenzi’s Za, it was a bootleg advertisement Thor Dangerson credited as the producer.
@lock180
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This is not an official advertisement for Zenzi’s Za, it was a bootleg advertisement Thor Dangerson credited as the producer.
@lock180
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s43 Baron Nomination for Best Author, and Best New Author. Quite possibly, the greatest compliment I have received from anybody. I am no author I draw because I can not write. Most of you can not read.