Silence Suzuka was approached by an... interesting source for a sponsorship deal. She assumed it was an absurdist marketing campaign at first, but soon realized it was not. It was: 'Brain Implosion Energy', a 'new energy drink' with '10,000 grams of caffiene in a single can'. Their selection of flavors includes: Overthinking Orange, Socially Anxious Strawberry, Burnout Banana, Repressed Raspberry, Grieving Grape, Misery Melon, Trauma Tri-Tip, Depression Durian. Once she picked up a can, and felt how heavy it was, she quickly realized they were serious, and meant it when they said '10,000 grams of caffiene in a single can. It was at this point that she became very scared of these people, and decided to take the sponsorship out of fear of what may happen to her if she refused.
Suzuka was asked to shoot a commercial for them where she would sing the following:
Brain Implosion Energy!
10,000 grams of pure caffiene!
Cause you can't overthink if your heart stops!
*halflife2death.mp3*
Suzuka was asked to shoot a commercial for them where she would sing the following:
Brain Implosion Energy!
10,000 grams of pure caffiene!
Cause you can't overthink if your heart stops!
*halflife2death.mp3*