As a cornerback, my job is already harder than anyone else in the league. Realistically, switching to any other position would be so simple that it would almost make things too easy. For this thought exercise, I’d choose to switch with Tyler Higbee II. Through discord I’ve learned that he plays a position called tight end, which I had never heard of before (but I guess it’s a real thing!). Since most people forget about this position existing, you’re basically playing with house money. If you don’t show up on the stat sheet that’s considered pretty normal. If you end up making a play or two, your cult of outcasts will put you on a pedestal. Jet would be a permanent figure upon that pedestal in this hypothetical, but pretending to play such a disgusting position has already left a sour taste in my mouth. It goes without saying that any sad soul playing tight end would never make it as a cornerback. It requires a level of mental fortitude and athleticism that few possess. That being said, Higbee would probably be good at yapping at the wide receivers.
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