I'd swap with Anakin Skywalker, I should be the true Running Back one. We both came up as Running Backs and I always out did him in the DSFL... I think? But the Hawks saw me as a way better Linebacker as well. But also, they straight up told me I am too attractive to be a running back and Mr. Walker is just ugly enough. Now he is putting up pretty decent numbers and I get left behind as a tackling machine on defense, but we all know defense doesn't get the props it deserves, especially in this situation. I have better eyes, would definitely motivate my offensive line more and buy gifts with my massive contract more often for my teammates. I am still waiting on my Xbox from Anakin. This is complete crap! He treats everyone as peasants and doesn't put pants on in the Locker room after games. Makes it uncomfortable for everyone in the room, but then again you can't notice a thing sometimes. Unless our GM's walk into the room.
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