if i could swap places in the leauge, i would swap with @Dewalt27 because this half baked cow tipping tractor pulling bum has plunged the berlin fire salamanders into extinction. under his leadership, the closest we have come to tasting the ultimus is by eating some of the leftover cake that molded from a previous contender when we played them on the road. for years, we have languished on the vine, consistently attempting but never reaching the beloved bowl. is it the terrible mascot that doesnt strike fear into the hearts of opponents? is it the lack of updated color schemes and branding to rev up the new players? is it the fact that he's named after lower quality power tools than Milwaukee? honestly its all of the above, and so id gladly make that swap. but the problem is, he would then be me and ruin all the good fortune i have done and accomplished as mo money, so on second thought, lets just leave things the way they are....
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