04-20-2024, 08:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-20-2024, 08:29 PM by HalfEatenOnionBagel. Edited 1 time in total.)
If I had to choose someone to swap places with in the league, of course I'd choose to swap with one of the star quarterbacks. Which one? I don't know if it really matters but hey let's just choose the quarterback for the league leading San Jose Sabercats, Josh Patterson. I mean look, on offense us receivers and tight ends are out there every play going full sprint, getting pushed around, trying to sell routes even when the ball isn't going to us. You think ol Patterson could even run a 5 yard out without getting winded? I don't think so, I'd love to see him try. What do these quarterbacks do? They just get to sit back in the cozy pocket and throw the ball to the people really putting in the effort. I mean look at them yo yos, that's the way you do it, throw the football on the MTV. That ain't working, that's the way you do it. Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free. Well at least it's not like the NFL around here where the QBs get paid exorbitant amounts for nothing but still.
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
[OPTION](S2) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S3) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S4) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S5) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S6) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S7) 14 Games Played
[OPTION](S8) 14 Games Played
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements:
[OPTION]Most Likely to Break the Team Bench When Sitting Down
[OPTION]Pumpkin Chuckin' Rally 2017 Semifinalist
[OPTION]Most Likely to Get Traded in S8 (T-1st)
[OPTION]Ultimus Champion S7, S8