The Outlaws are currently 10-3 and second in the ASFC behind SJS. 10-3 isn't bad by any means, but I really, really want that first seed and the bye week. If I had the opportunity to switch places with another player, it would be Keanu Calhoun, San Jose's WR1. This would mean I finally get to experience playing offense, but more importantly, it would mean the Outlaws have an inside man. I would carefully try to sabotage the San Jose Offense. Slack off on some routes here and there. Drop a couple balls. Maybe inadvertently leak some info about play calls by going into a bit too much detail in a post game interview. Of course, once Keanu in Vincent Vega's body realizes what is happening, he will try to get revenge by also trolling Arizona. But I believe wide receiver is more impactful than safety and the Outlaws will be able to come out on top after all the shenenigans.
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