If I could swap places with one player in the league it would probably have to be jreed12 D'espargus Jinglebottom or whatever the hell his name is. I wouldn't be swapping with him because I want to swap with him I would be swapping with him because I HAVE to swap with him. You see, he was so excited to swap with me that he was the first person to actually post a response to the question. And because it is a swap I have no choice but to fall into the miserable shoes of Doornail Duphenshmurtz. Dippity Do Da is probably the most worthless player on his team so it would be interesting to see how one player could be so bad and yet still get the amount of attention he gets. Of course he is known more for his off the field activities than his on the field performance (unlike myself where I effortlessly balance both) but to understand the mind of Dreymond Greeneuax would be alright I guess.
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