04-21-2024, 02:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-21-2024, 02:01 PM by ReverendOReily. Edited 1 time in total.)
If the league's newest tight end, Kevin Finnerty, could change places with any other player in the league, I think it would be a pretty easy decision for him to make. That Kumquat Archipelago fella people are always talking about seems like he's got a really cushy and lavish life. He's hardly got to lift a finger on that Sarasota offense, yet he still walks around like he's the big cheese, and people let him do it! After years of laying it out on the line blocking so running back divas like Archipelago can collect all the credit and accolades, Kevin is thinking he wouldn't mind trying out how the other side lives. Finnerty, being a big beefy blocker, thinks he'd probably perform similarly to Mike Alstott if he were in Kumquat's shoes, bowling people over and creating space for himself, whereas from Kevin's point of view, Kumquat just would not stand a chance in Finnerty's role. He'd get flattened like a panini, or a thinly sliced piece of New Jersey's finest gabagool.