(S47) PT #4 - Identity Theft Is Not A Joke

[Pat]

I would swap places with Norfolk FB Worsethan Blaze (user @g2019). Now I know the first question you're going to ask: why would you, the star quarterback, the undisputed leader and best player on the team who is undoubtedly the only reason Norfolk has any wins, wanting to swap with some lowly fullback? 
I'll tell you why: sometimes a man wants to just do nothing. Sometimes he wants to be carried to a victory. If I swap places with Blaze, I instantly go from someone that people pin every up and down of the season on to someone that 99% of my teammates don't even realize is on the team.

And you know what? That sounds so great. 

Then, if I was feeling ambitious ever, I could show Blaze how to do anything on the football field properly. "This is called a block. This is called catching the ball. This is called running a route." My only hope is that if I do it enough that some weird muscle memory forms within his body and when we finally do the reverse Freaky Friday his body will just instinctively do those things and we can maybe win a game or two.