After victory the first thing I do is eat. I have to maintain a killer Physique. It takes a lot of work to become a total beefcake like I am without getting fat. I start off with a cereal bomb if you are unfamiliar I suggest doing a google search (Cartmans Cereal Bomb) and wash that down with a Beefcake Weight Gain 4000 Shake and end on a bag of Cheesy Poofs. My new teammates in Norfolk seem to want to “Share” food but that’s because they are totally jealous of my sweet bod. Truth be told there just simply isn’t enough food in the locker room for anyone else. After the Victory meal it’s time to celebrate. Lately when we are on the road I’ve been able to convince my teammates to join me in the underground world of Cock Magic. It’s a group of Roosters trained to play Magic The Gathering and it’s about as intense as the game we play on the field. All in all I think I’ve found a good way to show these City boys what small town South Park celebration is like.
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