Eric Forman thought he would give this football thing a try after years of playing many other sports besides football (which will be touched on in his presser being released later). Football is a violent sport that tends to create short careers for its athletes, so, if he's still young enough (and football hasn't completely destroyed his body), Forman plans to make an attempt to play one of his many other sports professionally. If this doesn't work out (let's face it, his body will be decimated), Eric plans on opening a furniture store. And not just any furniture store, a furniture store that only sells the finest Amish, hardwood furniture money can buy. If you've ever been in one of these types of furniture stores, you know that, with most of the items, you can literally place your vehicle on top of them, and it'll hold. You could probably build a house with a dining room chair under each corner as the footer, and it would hold just as well, if not better, than a block or concrete foundation. This may not be the most elegant of post-football careers, but it'll be an honest days work and will, in no way, break down his body while doing it (the Amish children slaving in a cold barn during a snowy winter's morning can't say the same, however).
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