I'm not entirely sure what other side of the ball there is for me to play. I am John Kick. I kick the ball. I guess maybe I could be put opposite myself and return some kickoffs, but I'm not sure I have the speed for that, or the anything else required for returning really. Maybe I could turn around and kick it all the way back across the field to subtract three points from the other team or something. I am no Travis Hunter, I am John Kick, inventor of the kick. Maybe they could put me in at QB and I could take the snap with my legs instead of my hands and sort of swing the ball to the receiver. I wasn't built to be dual threat, or even single threat, I am here to score ones and threes, from anywhere on the field, whenever I am needed.
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