Bazooka was dual threat... his whole life was a bruising running back and an incredible Linebacker. In fact, coming out of college and entering the DSFL draft Bazooka was drafted to be the running back of the future for the London Royals. After being selected 14th overall in the ISFL draft the Baltimore Hawks needed Joe to switch to Linebacker as they had running backs already on their roster. Unfortunately for them Bazooka was still the most talented running back on the team, even after Anakin won MVP the whole football world said that Bazooka would already have 3 MVPs in his trophy room. Baltimore dropped the ball and probably would have won the last two championships instead of being marked as losers of back-to-back ultimus's. The pain cuts deep and Bazooka is talking to the GM's about becoming the future running back long after he retires. Or he will switch teams and become a menace to the Hawks.
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