OH BOY LOCKER ROOM DYNAMICS? WHERE DO I START. ITS ALWAYS EVERYONE AGAINST THE CAT. YES, GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONALS WINNER PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK, IS BEING CALLED 'THE CAT'. BOTH MONGO AND KIWI ARE APPALLED.
IF THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY - THE CAT DID IT
IF THERE IS NO FOOD LEFT DURING TEAM DINNER - THE CAT ATE IT
IF THERE ARE CLAWS IN THE CURTAINS - THE CAT DID IT
SO I AM THE VICTIM IN OUR LOCKER ROOM, EVERYBODY ALWAYS HATING ON THE CAT. LAST TIME I EVEN HAD TO EAT THE ANSJOVIS INSTEAD OF THE SALMON BECAUSE D'JASPER PROBINCRUX THE FOURTH ASSIGNED IT TO CONNOR CRAIG JR JR, WHILE I HAVE SENIORITY OVER HIM, HE IS A JUNIOR JUNIOR AFTERALL.
AND I CAN RAGE ON LIKE HOURS LIKE THIS, THESE ARE JUST A FEW SMALL EXAMPLES ON HOW THE BERLIN FIRE SALAMANDERS LOCKER ROOM IS JUST HATING ON THE CAT.
AND IM STILL WAITING UNTIL THEY UTILIZE MY TALENTS AND INVITE ME TO THE TEAM KARAOKE NIGHTS
IF THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY - THE CAT DID IT
IF THERE IS NO FOOD LEFT DURING TEAM DINNER - THE CAT ATE IT
IF THERE ARE CLAWS IN THE CURTAINS - THE CAT DID IT
SO I AM THE VICTIM IN OUR LOCKER ROOM, EVERYBODY ALWAYS HATING ON THE CAT. LAST TIME I EVEN HAD TO EAT THE ANSJOVIS INSTEAD OF THE SALMON BECAUSE D'JASPER PROBINCRUX THE FOURTH ASSIGNED IT TO CONNOR CRAIG JR JR, WHILE I HAVE SENIORITY OVER HIM, HE IS A JUNIOR JUNIOR AFTERALL.
AND I CAN RAGE ON LIKE HOURS LIKE THIS, THESE ARE JUST A FEW SMALL EXAMPLES ON HOW THE BERLIN FIRE SALAMANDERS LOCKER ROOM IS JUST HATING ON THE CAT.
AND IM STILL WAITING UNTIL THEY UTILIZE MY TALENTS AND INVITE ME TO THE TEAM KARAOKE NIGHTS
Disclaimer: If Princess Donut talks, its in caps lock. I apologize for any offense taken with this.
COBRA KAI
S25 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Rookie of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S26 DSFL: Running Back of the Year, Offensive Player of the Year
S30 ISFL: Running Back of the Year, Pro Bowl // S31 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S33 ISFL: Returner of the Year, Pro Bowl //S34 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S35: ISFL: Offensive Performance of the Year, Pro Bowl (Running Back), Pro Bowl (Special Teams)
Two time Ultimus Champion (S31, S35)
NOVA MONTAGNE
S41 ISFL: Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S43 ISFL: Pro Bowl
S44 ISFL: Performance of the Year. Pro Bowl, Second Team All Pro
S45 ISFL: Pro Bowl
GRAND CHAMPION, BREED WINNER REGIONAL, NATIONAL CHAMPION PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK
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