When Pizza enters the locker room, everyone listens. Mostly because the moist squelching noise he makes while sliding across the locker room floor is so distressing to the ears it is impossible not to listen, but nonetheless, they listen. When Pizza speaks, everyone listens. Mostly because the cacophony of guttural agony that ejects like projectile vomit from Pizza's front orifice is so horrific, it is impossible not to listen. When Pizza gives a speech, there is no squabbling in the ranks. Mostly because the odor that Pizza gives off is so foul and permeates so deeply that no teammate dares risk opening their mouth lest the stench enter their exposed airways and fester. The coaches do not yell at Pizza when he makes mistakes. Not because he does not make mistakes (of course he does, he's (sort of) human!), but because the coaches have eyes and see that Pizza has no earholes, and would not be able to receive criticism. All in all, Pizza is clearly the role model leader.
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