It’s easy to find a team or player good at one thing, and another team or player good at the opposite thing, and simply choose to mash them together. But I want to do something different. I want to give some representation to the football sickos out there who tune in week-in and week-out to watch the worst game each week just to see what barely passes as “football” played out on the field. With that in mind you might be confused. “Isn’t that impossible this year? You need 2 different things to make this prompt work, but the worst team in the league is Orange County and it’s not close? Nobody combined with them could make them worse right?” Well that’s where you’re WRONG. Yes, OCO is up there with some of the worst teams in league history, but there’s one unit this season that outclasses even them. The expansion squad that looks at the 1890 version of the game we love and thinks “ugh, too modern” that unit is of course the Berlin offense. Take their inability to move the ball, and combine it with OCOs lack of talent on defense or special teams, and you will have something truly horrifying on your hands.
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