(S50) PT #4 - MASH-UPS!

[DocLars]

For this exercise, I'm going to mashup two ISFL mascots to make the most intimidating figure possible. To start, I'm going to use the objectively most frightening mascot in the league - the Osaka Kaiju. A Kaiju is obviously already very intimidating, but what would make it even more so? That's right, the ability to fly. By mashing up the Osaka and Baltimore mascots, we now have a massive beast-like monster that can fly 120 miles per hour. You (probably) can't hide from it, you can't run from it, and you aren't going to overpower it. Comparing it to existing mascots, the only others that could possibly stand up to this are the Wraiths due to them them being undead or the cowardly mascots that may be able to hide in the nearest body of water. That being said, based on Kaiju representation in movies, there's no reason to believe this new monster would not be massive enough to wade through ocean and bring the fight to them there. It wouldn't be very good at football, though.