The first player that springs to mind is Puddles O’Duck. Everything about this guy just screams “monster”. Sure, there’s been moments where he’s thrown a pick or five in a game but overall, he’s a good dude and generally hands the ball off to the running backs really well. The problems only really arise when we ask him to throw it down the field. Somehow, this guy managed to get himself sacked almost 50 times last season. That’s an impressive feat in itself. Partly due to the durability required to keep getting up and partly because he just never seemed to figure out the concept of throwing it away. So, with that in mind, the only player that I would ever even consider mashing-up with him has to be the one and only Iman (Outlaw), because if he keeps getting sacked like this, he’s gonna need to be on good terms with whatever god will take him.
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