Well I can’t stress enough how silly this prompt was as I don’t really know many of the teams mascots. But going with the couple I know my own teams the outlaws masked bandit and the newest addition to the league the kiaju from Osaka. If you were to combine the wittiness and brains from the outlaws with the fierce and strength and pure intimidation of the kiaju it would be completely unstoppable when it came to dominating on the field. Having the multiple heads to have complete vision of everything going on and to see the open spots and what the defenders are doing before they even know. This would make the player an even better cheat code imagine a quarterback with that type of vision and situational awareness no way they ever have a bad play! Especially on a stacked team. Combine them to even make a running back or linebacker they would always have a beat and know where to go. Talk abou a new all star type athlete.
Purdy Mediocre RB
Leonardo McTurtle #69 LB Retired