If I were granted the powers of Doctor Victor Frankenstein and chose to doom myself and my bloodline to eternal damnation by deigning to play God, I'd obviously use that ability to create some fun mashups of mascots in the International Simulation Football League. I can think of no better use of this dark and cursed ability. One of the fun things about this league is that we already have the basic ingredients for a good old fashioned Godzilla vs Kong style spectacle in the Osaka Kaiju and the New York Silverbacks. With a bit of genetic tampering, I'd combine the Silverbacks with the Yeti to create a monstrously strong, mythical version of the fearsome great ape. Of course, this cryptid needs a foe, which I'd obviously build from a combination of the Kaiju with the Fire Salamanders to really amp up the flame factor and lizardiness of the beast. This would be a duel for the ages, no doubt leveling entire continents and probably destroying society to the point where American football is no longer played.
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