It has recently come to my attention that the Season 50 Orange County Otters are somehow not very good. To rectify this, I propose that we merge them the other team at the bottom of the standings, the Colorado Yeti. Now, some might ask why not merge them with a better team to create the best mash up possible, and the answer is simple. OCOlorado is the best wordplay, and as well all know, quality wordplay in the name equates to quality play on the field. At least, that is what I have been told. Now, here is the ever important question, will this team be any good? And, likely, not really. I doubt they make the playoffs. The team would still be rather lacking on defense, but perhaps the young stars and quality veterans on either team would make something work. However, the offense would be pretty damn good. Despite their flaws, these are two of the top passing offenses in the league. Additionally, the one two punch of Strong and McMorris in the backfield would do wonders to make up for that which the passing game can not accomplish.
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