The two mascots I would mash up together would be the Arizona Outlaws and the Cape Town Crash. First things first, team-wise this is a no brainer for Arizona. Their only kryptonite (or really only thing sort of close to kryptonite) is the Crash/Liberty. They have the best winning percentage against Arizona since the. Crunk/Whiz tenure started dominating the league. So if we combine them, we have no weakness. We’re Superman without the existence of kryptonite. The other reason I want to combine them is because of the mascots. Outlaws are pretty bad ass and feared throughout the land as they ride on their horses and pillage and loot. Well, now imagine a gang of outlaws but instead of horses, they’re riding Rhinos. That take the badassery to a whole ‘nother level of assery. Instead of saddling up outside the watering hole and going into the bar, they smash right through the doors like the koolaid man. Oh yeah!!
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