London, hands down, has the best mascot. Larry the motherfuckin' Lion. Also I am one of the GM's of the team so my word is canon. All other accounts are just fan fiction essentially. Anyway, Larry is the best mascot in the league simply because he could destroy every other mascot, especially in the DSFL? Dog? Eat them. Snake? Step on them. Submarine? Hijack it. It's just that simple. Larry also is representative of the Royals for several reasons. First off is his golden mane. Gold, like purple, is a royal color. Additionally, the way the mane flows is simply majestic. Additionally, Larry actually has royalty in his blood, literally. Larry was created in a lab by splicing a lion's DNA with that of Queen Elizabeth's. It only took 37 failed attempts before Larry was born.
Taking a look at the ISFL, the Colorado Yeti is also the best by virtue of the mystery surrounding. First of all, does it even have a name? Or is it just "the Yeti"? I would like to imagine it does, but perhaps the mystery of not having a name suits them better. Second of all, does he even exist? Bigfoot, who is a close cousin of the Yeti, is debated to exist and the Yeti falls in that same line. Overall, both my DSFL and ISFL team mascots are the greatest ever and I won't be told otherwise.
Taking a look at the ISFL, the Colorado Yeti is also the best by virtue of the mystery surrounding. First of all, does it even have a name? Or is it just "the Yeti"? I would like to imagine it does, but perhaps the mystery of not having a name suits them better. Second of all, does he even exist? Bigfoot, who is a close cousin of the Yeti, is debated to exist and the Yeti falls in that same line. Overall, both my DSFL and ISFL team mascots are the greatest ever and I won't be told otherwise.