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Sometimes, the absence of something is more notable than the quality of having something. This can be especially apparent in the International Simulation Football League, where certain players are missing crucial elements to their overall resume. This can be a major road block in the voting of a player in the Hall of Fame. So for today's point task, I am going to be talking about players who are missing something really important in their Hall of Fame resume and I will explain whether or whether not it will be a hindrance to their chances of getting a Hall of Fame bid.
Tatsu Nakamura - Doesn't have a ring LOL
Something this guy Tatsu Nakamura doesn't have is a ring. Man doesn't even have a ring tone on his cell phone. His cell phone goes straight to voicemail trust me. That in of itself is not embarrassing, cause lots of players do not ever win rings in their poverty ass careers. But it is more of the fashion in which Nakamura got boned in the playoffs every year. Apparently the Arizona Outlaws were the favorites to win the Ultimus every season, yet they somehow bottled to inferior teams that tested at lower rates. Wild! It almost seems like the simulation engine is out to get Nakamura for whatever reason, because despite his extremely successful career, he has never been able to get to the pinnacle of International Simulation Football League glory, which occurs when an International Simulation Football League player wins the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, the most prestigious honor a team can receive that they win for winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game.
Big Edd - Doesn't have a ring either BOZO
This man doesn't have a ring!!! Wallahi this is the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Mans has literally won so many Defensive Tackle of the Year awards, literally been to every single team in the league. And yet, he couldn't find a single ring on any of those teams. Call this guy the ringless horseman because he does not have any rings in the International Simulation Football League. Now, how does one get a ring you may ask? One gets an International Simulation Football League ring by winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, which is awarded to whichever International Simulation Football League team wins the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game. Now, which teams have a shot at winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy by winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game you may ask? Well, first off, to list off some teams in the league who have no shot to win the trophy: The Tijuana Luchadores, The Minnesota Grey Ducks, The Norfolk Seawolves, The Dallas Birddogs, The Bondi Beach Buccaneers, The Kansas City Coyotes, The Portland Pythons, The London Royals, and the Arizona Outlaws. All of these teams have no shot at winning an International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, for one reason or another.
Carter Knight - Also no rings
This guy Carter Knight also has no rings. This is completely his own fault. This dude needs to hit the practice field more instead of wasting all his time playing disc golf at his local community center. Also, Carter Knight's mere presence has singlehandedly killed the prospect of Sarasota making a major trade for a wide receiver. If you are curious about this situation hit my line at @Daybe#4229. Anyways, this dude has no rings because of his own shortcomings, but it shouldn't be a hindrance in his hall of fame chances cause let's be real he wasn't gonna make it anyways.
Sometimes, the absence of something is more notable than the quality of having something. This can be especially apparent in the International Simulation Football League, where certain players are missing crucial elements to their overall resume. This can be a major road block in the voting of a player in the Hall of Fame. So for today's point task, I am going to be talking about players who are missing something really important in their Hall of Fame resume and I will explain whether or whether not it will be a hindrance to their chances of getting a Hall of Fame bid.
Tatsu Nakamura - Doesn't have a ring LOL
Something this guy Tatsu Nakamura doesn't have is a ring. Man doesn't even have a ring tone on his cell phone. His cell phone goes straight to voicemail trust me. That in of itself is not embarrassing, cause lots of players do not ever win rings in their poverty ass careers. But it is more of the fashion in which Nakamura got boned in the playoffs every year. Apparently the Arizona Outlaws were the favorites to win the Ultimus every season, yet they somehow bottled to inferior teams that tested at lower rates. Wild! It almost seems like the simulation engine is out to get Nakamura for whatever reason, because despite his extremely successful career, he has never been able to get to the pinnacle of International Simulation Football League glory, which occurs when an International Simulation Football League player wins the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, the most prestigious honor a team can receive that they win for winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game.
Big Edd - Doesn't have a ring either BOZO
This man doesn't have a ring!!! Wallahi this is the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Mans has literally won so many Defensive Tackle of the Year awards, literally been to every single team in the league. And yet, he couldn't find a single ring on any of those teams. Call this guy the ringless horseman because he does not have any rings in the International Simulation Football League. Now, how does one get a ring you may ask? One gets an International Simulation Football League ring by winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, which is awarded to whichever International Simulation Football League team wins the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game. Now, which teams have a shot at winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy by winning the International Simulation Football League Ultimus game you may ask? Well, first off, to list off some teams in the league who have no shot to win the trophy: The Tijuana Luchadores, The Minnesota Grey Ducks, The Norfolk Seawolves, The Dallas Birddogs, The Bondi Beach Buccaneers, The Kansas City Coyotes, The Portland Pythons, The London Royals, and the Arizona Outlaws. All of these teams have no shot at winning an International Simulation Football League Ultimus trophy, for one reason or another.
Carter Knight - Also no rings
This guy Carter Knight also has no rings. This is completely his own fault. This dude needs to hit the practice field more instead of wasting all his time playing disc golf at his local community center. Also, Carter Knight's mere presence has singlehandedly killed the prospect of Sarasota making a major trade for a wide receiver. If you are curious about this situation hit my line at @Daybe#4229. Anyways, this dude has no rings because of his own shortcomings, but it shouldn't be a hindrance in his hall of fame chances cause let's be real he wasn't gonna make it anyways.