Should Calvin Spiff be a General Manager of an ISFL/DSFL team? Yes. Why? Because you asked the question. Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a sillyhead that thinks that Calvin Spiff can't lead a team to victory, then I will attack you with the North." And 3000 years later, that same principle still holds true. Only a few things in life are certain: death, taxes, gravity, sunrises, waves on a beach, calling a dog you just met a 'good boy,' shaking hands with your right hand, the absence of left-handed scissors, gargoyles, and, of course, government-controlled aviary units spying on rural America a.k.a. 'birds.' But what does that have to do with Calvin Spiff and his GMing ability? Absolutely everything. See, this is just a taste of the wisdom that Spiff is able to spit out in just a moment's notice. How do I know all of this about Calvin Spiff? Well, that's an easy question to answer...because I am him. *turn and smirk* *Wink and blow a kiss*
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