Chappy McChapperson would very much like to advertise for his favorite hand cream company which shall not be named because he currently isn't sponsored. Having super soft hands gives him a feel for the game ball like nothing else does, and allows him to make the throws that are only possible with that gift. He would do it for only thousands because of the dedication he has to that company, and then only spend it on more of the hand cream. I would say that or some classic Iron City from the big city nearby, as it's almost a tradition to be involved in that in some way. Unfortunately he would need more money from that to sponsor as it's not something that McChapperson believes in as much as the hand cream. So probably hand cream for the passion of it, and iron city beer for the pure monetary value.
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