SHL Affiliate (Username Atox)
if i could choose any player to swap places with, it would probably have to be the disreputable Ezra Azazel. Upon switching places, the good people of New Orleans would immediately notice the marked improvements in Vibes, which would make my new presence celebrated with my new team. This is important because in no way can I play cornerback, as I am entirely a center-of-the-field girlie, so it's important that my new team doesn't resent me for being an awful cornerback. Meanwhile I know that Azazel would do a good job at safety, however my biggest concern would be that he somehow brings back the somehow-even-more-disreputable Wolfie McDummy Jr, as their combined disrepute would forever tarnish the image of the Colorado Yeti. However they could easily double our winning percentage so maybe it wouldn't be too bad. I think, while I wouldn't be a very good cornerback, I could still be a valuable leader in the New Orleans locker room, and I think I could help them out long-term.
If there was anyone I would want to switch with it would have to be Sam Coverdale of Tijuana. I don't really mind to stay at CB and Coverdale's stats are so much better than mine are currently. Tijuana also has the benefit of being a really good team, much like the Grey Ducks are, so I wouldn't be throwing away a chance at an Ultimini. Coverdale is playing really well, and to have the opportunity and ability to get stats like that to build a rookie of the year season (which he will certainly be gunning for) would be a really nice start to a young career. I want to help my team as much as possible, and looking at his stats he is definitely helping out his team as much as possible in his current stretch, I just want some of my stats to look like his and get a few more pds and interceptions before the season is done. (162 words)
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A multitude of us players wouldn't trade our positions on our teams for anything in the world. However, to play along, I would love to be in Triceracop's position on the Chicago Butchers as the lead back. I say that because I have played defense for all my time here in the ISFL and would like to know the feeling of playing offense, especially the position of a running back who is mostly carrying the offense of a playoff team currently. In Triceracop's place, he has over 1000 scrimmage yards and he hasn't even started every game. Once the coaches on Chicago realized that he was elite almost halfway through the season, they started him ever since. As a result, he has almost been the single handed reason Chicago has seen a near playoff berth going into the last week of the season. I hope to be one day in that kind of position offensively with my time at NOLA very soon.
I would swap places with Norfolk FB Worsethan Blaze (user @g2019). Now I know the first question you're going to ask: why would you, the star quarterback, the undisputed leader and best player on the team who is undoubtedly the only reason Norfolk has any wins, wanting to swap with some lowly fullback?
I'll tell you why: sometimes a man wants to just do nothing. Sometimes he wants to be carried to a victory. If I swap places with Blaze, I instantly go from someone that people pin every up and down of the season on to someone that 99% of my teammates don't even realize is on the team. And you know what? That sounds so great. Then, if I was feeling ambitious ever, I could show Blaze how to do anything on the football field properly. "This is called a block. This is called catching the ball. This is called running a route." My only hope is that if I do it enough that some weird muscle memory forms within his body and when we finally do the reverse Freaky Friday his body will just instinctively do those things and we can maybe win a game or two.
Why would Lyle want to swap with anyone. He is in a great position with the Grey Ducks. He is a pivotal piece of one of the top defenses in the DSFL and is looking to be called to the Baltimore Hawks next season. This is a great position for any player to be in. He is an up and coming player who to be completely honest, he wouldn't even know who to swap with due to his lack of understanding of the history of the league. Is this ignorance? Maybe, but Lyle only lives in the present and is only worrying about helping the Grey Ducks win the championship this season. Then his attention will be moved to bringing a championship back to Baltimore where it truly belongs. If swapping roles and positions with someone would void this, then Lyle isn't interested. He wants to create his own history not live off of the history of someone else.
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