(S3) - Weekend PT #4 - Football Wives

[White Cornerback]

Ever since Lavelle transferred from college back in Ireland to the University of Arizona, one aspect of his life has been consistent. A lack of complete attention from any female in the vicinity

Whether it's his constant insecurity and shill of a mental frame or poor dieting habits resulting in a pathetic BMI reading, the ladies stay well away.

After reportedly suffering a bad breakup in his third and final year of college in Ireland, Lavelle claims that he "is not interested in a relationship or anything of the sort, my only focus is football and that's all".

Many ponder if this is all a front to keep the media out of his personal matters and love life or whether it is a sincere explanation.

Lavelle has turned down the chance to go on "NSFL Wives: Season 2: for this very reason.

Rumors have already begin to circulate that Lavelle is actually homosexual on many forums and message boards. Lavelle has still not yet replied to these claims, in fact it appears he is brushing off the inevitable truth.

Only time will tell if Lavelle is in fact the second openly gay football player in the NSFL, behind Wraiths teammate Francois Lamoreux who came out earlier this year.

[7hawk77]

The self proclaimed "Real Housewives of San Jose" is a brand new show and will be getting air time tonight.

The funny thing is, the majority of Sabercat players are not married and do not have long term commitments. This show was started by Vincent Sharpei's Ex-Girlfriend named Sarah. It also includes Denzel Diaz's side chick, who goes by the name "Tootles". The other two "housewives" proclaimed to have hooked up with some defensive players on the team, but refuse to state who.

The episode starts with all four of these women buying sleezy outfits to go clubbing later to impress their "men". 45 minutes go by with them basically trying on different outfits, gossiping and being the worst.

Finally, they end up going to the club where a lot of the sabercats players are going to be and the bouncer stops them. "I'm sorry, you four aren't on the list." The next scene is them inside the club and one of them slips and says "It's a good thing the producer paid that bouncer off".
The train wreck continues and they finally approach Vincent, Denzel Diaz, John Canton and Dan Miller. All of these sabercat players have at least one woman at their side, some have two. Sarah starts acting insane and accusing Vincent: "How dare you!" "I will not be with someone that cheats on me!"

Dan stands up and tells her that she is insane, Vincent dumped her ass the first week he was in San Jose. Tootles approaches Diaz and says "Hit me up if you wanna smash later" and then leaves.

The show has now been cancelled.

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[PigSnout]

People often discuss the wives and girlfriends of NSFL players, but some players prefer the bachelor lifestyle. That is the case with Colorado Yeti running back Boss Tweed. Tweed is one of the league's more quiet and reserved players and has always had a bit of a lone wolf. However, the wives of some of Tweed's teammates are trying to find a woman for him. They are starting a new reality show to find the perfect match for Boss Tweed. The show will be led by Crystal Sandoval, Vicki Boggs, Mary Saint, and Olivia Wozy. The show will function somewhat like the bachelor except Tweed will not actually be affiliated with it or appear in it. Contestants will compete in various contests ranging from a pie eating contest to a paintball war. The winner will receive a cash prize and the opportunity to go on a date with Boss Tweed. However, Tweed has not officially agreed to go on the date so it could get a little awkward. Luckily, the television networks love drama so they are willing to go through with the show without needing any assurance of Tweed's commitment in hopes that it could create drama or perhaps lead to a need for a second season.

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[Bayley]

So, the Sabercats were on an episode of WWE Total Divas as there has definitely been some rumors surrounding some of the divas on the show. There were some notable Sabercats that took part in that show. There was Benson Bayley, John Canton, Vincent Sharpei, Darren Smallwood, Ja Brill, and Mayran Jackson all that appeared on the show. On the episode, Benson Bayley was absolutely hitting it off with Maryse as this was before the baby and the Miz was still useless. There was John Canton that was hitting it off with Summer Rae. They were seen going into a chat room of sorts and doing some fun stuff in the bed room. Vincent Sharpei was there with Nia Jax. I think Nia Jax was the man in that relationship. Darren Smallwood was very interested in Paige, but he wouldn't do anything extra. In fact, he wouldn't even touch her until she showered after working out. Ja Brill and JoJo hit it off and were seen in the hot tub. Mayran Jackson and Alexa Bliss were hanging out with LarrySteve as well as watching some movies after. This may not be football wives, but they surely may spend a lot of time together. Dan Miller, he had some choices, but was seen hitting it off a lot with Carmella, that would definitely be something to watch.

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[SwagSloth]

This week’s episode focuses on the relationship between Eric Kennedy and his girlfriend Amanda, who some locals may remember as the Queen of the 2008 Yellowknife Ice Sculpture Festival. Others may also remember her for just being that hot chick that hangs at the bar on Friday nights. Unexpectedly, a one-night stand with Amanda has turned into a full-blown relationship, starting with the night that Kennedy told Amanda that he had an alligator named Boudreaux back home in New Orleans. As expected out of a relationship that started with a lie, the whole thing has been a rocky trip from the start and Amanda finally called Eric out on his embellishments, suggesting that he probably doesn’t even own an alligator and that he needed to prove to her that their relationship didn’t start off on a lie.

So, Kennedy rents an alligator and flies Amanda back home to meet his family and the alligator, who both turn out to have not only similar personalities, but also similar levels of table etiquette. Knowing nothing about actually owning an alligator, Kennedy ended up putting it in an above ground and tried to swim with it, at which point the alligator attacked him in a moment that can only be described as painful to experience and hilarious to watch. As a result, Kennedy told his cousin Steve to return the alligator and demand a refund, fully revealing that he’s never owned an alligator, something he now seems proud of. Amanda promptly left on a plane and will no longer be appearing on the show. She asks producers not to be included in the final edit of the show, but she signed a contract and his presence is needed to help provide context for a scene involving a man being attacked by an alligator, so she can lawyer up as much as she wants, but she’s staying in this episode. For the record, while Kennedy’s injuries are painful and expect to cause discomfort for months to come, nothing vital was injured and he is expected to play through the severe discomfort without missing any game time.

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[timeconsumer]

The new TV show Real Otterwives debuting this season on Bravo2 features the wives of four big name Orange County Otters players; Angus Winchester, Marc Spector, Ian Bavitz, and Bradley Westfield. The first episode of the season airs this Saturday. This episode will be covering the wives at the beginning of the football season. Some of them live in the area, other stay in apartments or condos temporarily during the season as their permanent home is further away. As they all make their way to settle in for a long few months the four get together on the first episode looking for companionship and comraderie.

However, they get something very different. In fact the show is centered around them being kidnapped and dropped high up in the Sierra Nevadas by the shows producers. With limited resources given to them by the crew they have one week to get out of the mountains and to civilization before they run out of food. With all four having very little outdoor survival training they must rely on hints and clues left for them by the producers along the trail back. All four are in excellent physical shape, each with a different specialty. Winchester is a power lifter. Bavitz a marathon runner. Spector a yoga instructor. and Westfield is a tennis player. But this trip will test more than their physical abilities, it will test their mental aptitude and toughness as well.

[Ben]

after stealing TPE he's stealing yo wife

The best weekend PT I've ever seen :rofl:

[Yurt6]

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the Entertainment Tonight “Reality Show Roundup”. We have a huge docket of the best reality television from across the channels to catch up on, so lets get started! The first show that we are just dying to talk about is the season premier of “Wives of the NSFL: The Untold Until We Decided to Make This Show Story”. Who cares about what goes on behind the scenes with NSFL stars’ significant others? Apparently enough people to make it a show.

The pilot episode focused on the now ex-girlfriend of Logan Noble, who recently was caught in the first major cheating scandal in the relatively new league’s history. Lets just say she wasn’t afraid to fill in the details of what we didn’t know about Noble. She said that Noble in fact wasn’t the most popular kid in Saskatoon, rather that it was just another lie in his web. He in fact, according to our Entertainment Tonight Popularity Matrix, is actually only the sixth most popular kid in Saskatoon, quite the embarrassment.

We also caught glimpses of the wives of Lemoreaux (doesn’t speak a word of english), Reg Mackworthy, and of course Lemoreaux’s other wife (he is in a polygamous relationship). While we only got a snippet, it seems that we should all be ready for some cat fights and gala events. Tune in next week on Thursday at 3 in the morning.

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[Lendoris]

[AsylumParty]

This season on, the real housewives of the NSFL we take you on a unique ride along to bear witness to a very, very emotional tale of addiction, murder, and betrayal. Starring Arbin Asipi's wife, the addict, three nameless victims, likely the wives of current teammates, and Arbin Aspie. Sorry, Asipi.

Arbin's wife, Olga the Destroyer, is a convicted cannibal who has put on a significant amount of weight in the last week. COINCIDENTALLY, Dwyer, Chess, and Bill Cowher are all currently filling missing persons reports on their wives, who Mrs Destroyer has previously referred to as "sugarless churros."

The relatively small Arbin had this to say when asked by reporters whether he fears for his own safety around Olga, "my wife is a hungry, beautiful woman. She works very hard pillaging villages and extinguishing mortal lives to provide for this family. Please, don't..." suddenly Arbin began to furiously blink, "please don't, HELP us or ME, there is nothing VIOLENT about my WIFE."

We suggested an optometrist and went on our way. Hopefully Arbin is feeling better. This sure promises to be an exciting episode when it releases! Next time on the real housewives of the NSFL, it's the special Halloween edition. Mrs Aspee, the sexy plumpkin works her stem and spreads her virulent seed.